How To Be-AWESOME

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!

LOGIC- The reason we cheated is we couldn't care less...so what do u think make us care about your stupid friends unless they are hotter.

2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

LOGIC- There is no girl worth fighting for a fling, and if we started being possessive..OH DEAR GOD!! what will happen to other hotties i am trying to bang ....hahaha...WADDUP??

3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.

LOGIC-Of course as long as it leads up to kissing..we are on it...

4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

LOGIC-WTF??No matter what happens never hit the girl back..u cn seduce her again..sleep with her...and dump her next morning..PERFECT REVENGE!

5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

LOGIC- What about the other girls who think i am taken...i am a beast i cant stop to one girl.

6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

LOGIC-PHHT! sweatshirts...ya y dont i just give my underwear..that would be nice to.

7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.

LOGIC-Sure but expect that to be our last call...we have b8r things to do.

8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.

LOGIC-No way! No girl would want her bf to fight.

9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

LOGIC-I dont want my girlfriend to be around that time.Its time for some new cookies to form.

10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

LOGIC-just SPANK her butt. Its hot, it will make her horny and it will start a sexual attraction between you guys.

11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

LOGIC-A lot of other chick in the theater watching movie with there friends ...HELL YA I WANNA GO...
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

LOGIC-YA YA for time being i think its OK.

13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.

LOGIC-Oh ya BABY..BE fragile..but show her the real demon on bed.

14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

LOGIC-Technically its one reason why she would break up with you and make you a free hunter.so i think to forget her birthday goes to number 20 on my how to break up innocent list.

15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

LOGIC-Gives girls a reason to stick their body to yours.

16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.

LOGIC-Just print a card from net...its cheap its sweet. WADDUP??

17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

LOGIC-You bet we want you to.

18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

LOGIC-Like you can tell the difference..we are guys we are not meant to understand.

19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

LOGIC-She is, but others are hot.

20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

LOGIC-Just kiss her and say I LOVE YOU...u get a kiss and it might lead to sex to.

NOTE FOR GUYS-You are hunters, you are meant to roam in jungle in a free way. Just treat a girl like the relationship is a fling and she will do anything to make you her. enjoys all the benefits but dont get serious cause someday or the other it is gonna break up...remember that..