How To Be-AWESOME

Importance of Spit

2010-02-10T08:13:00.000-08:00

Spit values a certain level of emotion. Spit carries a certain signal that is understandable between the two persons.I don't think anyone is dumb here who doesn't know what a spit is. But just in case "SPIT" which is also known as saliva, is made in your mouth throughout the day. It is mostly made up of water and a few other chemicals.Spit wets food and make it easier to swallow.The enzymes in Ur saliva helps keep your mouth clean.

Saliva fact -1.7 liters of saliva is made in your mouth for one day

Spit handshake:

You must have seen in movies the hero spits on his hand and handshakes with his co-actor. But what does it really mean??... The spit represents a part of us, that's made out of us and we are ready to share it. It represents how close the two persons are. Even when we kiss we share our spit. We share a part of us with other, It means that you are the most important thing between two people. And that's why bros should always have a spit trust too each other. Always remember BROS before HOES. cause in the end girls might not stay but bros will always be there.

Spit as an Insult:
Spitting on their face is a great form of insulting people. It shows that you have no respect to the other person and you don't care about it. Just like your spit.This tradition is also experienced in animals.

The llama is the animal which defends itself by spitting. Llamas spit bad-smelling saliva through their teeth when they are angry or annoyed, and also to protect themselves. They are said to have great accuracy in spitting.

The camel, which belongs to the same family as the llama, also possesses this trait. Both camels and llamas have spit on people who tease them in zoos – not a very pleasant experience!

The llama is native to South America and has been domesticated by the South American Indians for centuries. Male llamas are used as beasts of burden, especially in the Andes Mountains.

Like camels, llamas are also known as stubborn animals. If a llama feels it is working too hard or carrying a pack which is too heavy, it will lie down, curl its front legs under its body, and refuse to move!

wake up!!

2010-02-06T03:04:00.000-08:00

We all have been living a lie, We always do what others want us to do. What about doing what
you feel like doing.

How to be awesome=hard work=sacrifice=wrong.

How to be awesome is actually a way to reveal your inner self to look at the world with a whole new perspective.We keep neglecting opportunities but we don't realise that we can die any time. So even if you make a mistake you aren't going to take it to heaven, but you will die happy.

A great man once said -

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.

You will never enjoy the whole new world until you are ready to let go of your old world and hesitation of doing something crazy.Feel the excitement, blood pumping, whole new level of craziness.

Many great people of the history lived life on their own terms, they were put down by the society but they believed themselves. and that's what you need to do.

You should have a reason to live and it should not be to earn money or get laid. Instead it should be to have fun while doing all this stuff.
How many times have you just looked up to a stranger and said HI.Never i guess. Try it and dnt even expect a hi back just say hi and feel the chills it gave you.Until then lets try this basic stuff. Hope you do it.And keep saying to your self that you are AWESOME!

Avoid the girly stuff in your life.

2010-02-05T03:17:00.000-08:00

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!

LOGIC- The reason we cheated is we couldn't care less...so what do u think make us care about your stupid friends unless they are hotter.

2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

LOGIC- There is no girl worth fighting for a fling, and if we started being possessive..OH DEAR GOD!! what will happen to other hotties i am trying to bang ....hahaha...WADDUP??

3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.

LOGIC-Of course as long as it leads up to kissing..we are on it...

4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

LOGIC-WTF??No matter what happens never hit the girl back..u cn seduce her again..sleep with her...and dump her next morning..PERFECT REVENGE!

5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

LOGIC- What about the other girls who think i am taken...i am a beast i cant stop to one girl.

6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

LOGIC-PHHT! sweatshirts...ya y dont i just give my underwear..that would be nice to.

7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.

LOGIC-Sure but expect that to be our last call...we have b8r things to do.

8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.

LOGIC-No way! No girl would want her bf to fight.

9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

LOGIC-I dont want my girlfriend to be around that time.Its time for some new cookies to form.

10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

LOGIC-just SPANK her butt. Its hot, it will make her horny and it will start a sexual attraction between you guys.

11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

LOGIC-A lot of other chick in the theater watching movie with there friends ...HELL YA I WANNA GO...
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

LOGIC-YA YA for time being i think its OK.

13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.

LOGIC-Oh ya BABY..BE fragile..but show her the real demon on bed.

14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

LOGIC-Technically its one reason why she would break up with you and make you a free hunter.so i think to forget her birthday goes to number 20 on my how to break up innocent list.

15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

LOGIC-Gives girls a reason to stick their body to yours.

16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.

LOGIC-Just print a card from net...its cheap its sweet. WADDUP??

17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

LOGIC-You bet we want you to.

18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

LOGIC-Like you can tell the difference..we are guys we are not meant to understand.

19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

LOGIC-She is, but others are hot.

20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

LOGIC-Just kiss her and say I LOVE YOU...u get a kiss and it might lead to sex to.

NOTE FOR GUYS-You are hunters, you are meant to roam in jungle in a free way. Just treat a girl like the relationship is a fling and she will do anything to make you her. enjoys all the benefits but dont get serious cause someday or the other it is gonna break up...remember that..

Dress To Be Awesome

2010-02-04T10:05:00.000-08:00

What type of clothes make us look good.,what type clothes go with our personality, what type of clothes show our character.
Now to begin with what does different type of clothing means

1st-The creased clothing- Creased tshirt,pants etc makes a guy look like he is not interested in him, which in turn means that he is not interested in being known by the interesting people. Girls consider themselves very intresting and thus they always looks fr that unique personality. So if you wear creased clothes thinking it looks cool u gotta stop....cause its not at all awesome..

Lesson to note- IRON your clothes.

2Nd-Shirts-*sigh* The classic way to look mature and cute. Shirts combined with correct size and colour to suit Ur skin is a battle half won. But make no mistake, cause a slight mistake can make you look dumb and bulky.

Lesson to note-Shirts are good way to show your mature.

3rd-tshirts-Best way to look hot and cute.A girl can fall straight on the ground for a guy who simply wears a white t-shirt and blue jeans and looks AWESOME in it.You might wanna hit the gym to look good in tshirts cause you should have muscles to show

Lesson to note-Hit the Gym or don't just choose a specific clothing..

Now choose the type clothing you wear cause next time you leave the house look no other than perfect...

Barney Stinson

2010-02-04T09:23:00.000-08:00

Barney Stinson is a character on a TV series "how i met your mother" . Barney stinson is played by Neil Patrick Harris. Neil plays this character wonderfully. Barney lives life on his own terms and accepts challenges in every form, He never gives up, He has a book on how to seduce women into bed, he has an amazing apartment, he has 4 best friends, he follows certain codes and even after all this we don't know what he does for living. Recently he made a record of sleeping with 7 women in 7 nights without rejection. He never abandons his friends and has a great sense of humor . This guy is a legend and can throw characters like edward cullen into garbage...He is AWESOME!!

Just read whats written on his pic

So lets work for it and become LEGEND~~~~~~ARY!!!

AWESOME

2010-02-04T09:14:00.000-08:00

First of all this no place where u gonna be taught step by step on how to be awesome.
Second u wont be given any dumb suggestions such as think positive and shit.U will be given practical stuff and its no blog where woosies are allowed. This gonna be a place for guys who are ready to form life on their own terms and not on terms placed by people around.We are gonna take challenges and put in hard work to have the most amazing years of our lives.

And we shall consider people like Barney stinson to be our gods.and follow their path on being awesome and great.
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and so with this note we will start our journey on being AWESOME!!